The Mek and The Mad

[Iron Warrior]

The desert winds swept the orche color sand into the air creating small whirlwinds of coarse sand on the desolate planet. On a rocky steppe was a large ork with all sorts of whirling, grinding, buzzing and lighting shooting apparatus. On his back was a large sort of energy projector with long poles that ended with globes that shot sparks or ended in spinning red nobs. His belt was filled with all manners of tools, welders and wrenches. He carried a larger wrench in his hand that was used for a variety of problems including fixing the heads of some hotheaded orks with a throttle on the head. On his brow was a set of goggles with one enlarged blue eye socket that had some glass that seems to spin and adjust itself. Buzzgob was an older ork by ork standards. Behind him was a small red warbuggie and an inpatient ork driver. At his feet were a trio of grots fighting over smaller tools under their masters girth.

Buzzgob pulled the goggles over his eyes and focused the large blue lens on a dark spot in the desert sands, It was a heap yard of scrap metal and wrecked ships. This was a graveyard of old vehicles, a virtual gold mine to Buzzgob as he could turn any piece of junk into a working piece of...junk. He let out a sigh as he saw that it was already being plundered by Oomies and Dem marine boyz and lots of them to boot. His small tribe was no fight for this force.

Buzzgob lowered his head and placed his hand on his chin. His chin vibrated and gave off a low buzzing sound ever since it was broke in an explosion. The pain boyz managed to find almost all of Buzzgobs lower jaw and filled in the rest with what ever else they could find. Ever since Buzzgobs jaw gave off a low buzzing sound.

As he pondered his situation he saw two grot fighting over a screw driver at his feet. They were tugging back and forth over the tool until one waved over a third grot and helped to pulled the screwdriver away from the lone grot. Just then Buzzgob raised his head in a surprising idea. He looked over the desert at the small camp of the Flaming teeth clan. A small clan much like his own Evil Sunz but together if they work together they could get the prized scrap metal. Buzzgob hurriedly waddled over to the buggie and yelled at the driver.

"Take me to Da Mad Ignita's camp!"

With a Vroom the buggie tore into the rock of the steppe and peeled off out into the desert heading for the Flaming Teeth camp.

The dust cleared and unbeknown-st to Buzzgob he left his grots behind. The defeated grot lying on his back breathing heavy and out of breath. The other two jumping up and down in the air in celebration over their prize, a bent screw driver. When they stopped jumping they looked at each other and then the screwdriver in between them. Both grabbed an end and began to tug of war over who would be the new owner.

(Terry this is for Saturday. Write the rest or let me know and I will finish it, then if you could print it out or do what we need to do with it)

edit: Fixed

[evil_red_orks]

Looks good ron except for a crucial name mispelling

"Take me to Da Mad Initas camp!"

Initas should read Ignita's

I could just copy and paste it to word then print it out.

[Iron Warrior]

Yeah, I left it open so you could write the meeting of the Mek and The Mad Ignita and they agree to work together to get the scap yard (where our stompas await us) hehehe

[evil_red_orks]

With his recent ascension to Warboss, Nordreg FlameSkin ordered his Mek to fashion a great weapon that could spew the fire of the sun.
The Mek was happy to oblige the Warboss and began tinkering right away.The Mek ordered his grots to scour the camp and desert for the propa parts.Overnight the Mek had fashioned his finest piece of hardware, a 'uge shoota with a underslung skorcha. The Mek rang out for his grots"Oi!! snotlings tell da boss dat I made a 'uge flama weapon to melt dem Oomies".

Nordreg was lost in thought when the snotlings arrived in his tent to tell him of the great news. The Warboss stomped over to the Mek and awaited a demonstration"show me how to melt dem Oomies", demanded FlameSkin.The Mek was all to happy to oblige and started to explain the weapon."See dis just like regular shoota 'cept has dis can of flamey liquid attached to dis tube." The Warboss bent down to further examine the weapon, and the Mek continued"When yuse hit dis switch, all will do the burny dance".

What the Mek failed to realize was that he did in fact hit da switch right as the warboss was studying the weapon and WHOOSH!!
The warboss was on fire, and the Mek and his snotlings were aghast at what they observed. Nordreg was not burning alive as he should have been, the flames were no bother to the Warboss and he began laughing at all in ridicule.He bellowed"Dis will be my new Gitburna" and with that he torched the Mek and his snotlings.

When the Mek's tent had burned to the ground around the Warboss, he noticed a cloud of dust moving towards his camp at an alarming rate.

Nordreg FlameSkin hefted "Gitburna" onto his shoulder and stomped to the edge of the dune to await his next victims.
The cloud of dust turned out to be a red warbuggy, with an ork with all sorts of kontrapsions on his back.The Warboss knew this must be a Mek and smiled inwardly.

"Oi, whats ur business wid da Mad Ignita!!" bellowed the Warboss.

The Mek climbed out and strode toward the 'uge Boss, an odd buzzing sound seemed to be coming from the Mek and the kontrapsion on his back started to glow a little.

"Me called Buzzgob of da clan"Evil Sunz".Da Mek continued,"I will konstruct a great stompa for u in exchange for ur help"."Some Oomies and tinheds are stealing some good scrapmetal that I saw first, but they too much for my small clan, we could join forces and kill some Oomies".

The Warboss considered his words, he had no Mek, no way off the planet, and too small of a clan to launch a propa WAAAGH!!

Nordreg ignited his Gitburna high into the air and shouted"BURN DA OOMIES!!!"

With that the Flaming Teeth and Evil Sunz formed an unstoppable alliance.

[paintraina]

when I read about the burny dance in the codex, I probably laughed for 5 minutes straight.