Simcon 40k tourney

[Iron Warrior]

so its a popularity contest...wa hoo. hehe j/k

[Wolf Lord Snorville]

just a thought, but we probably want to average the scores for comp with that sheet and a 3 round tourney... otherwise there is actually a possible 60 points for soft scores and only 54 points for battle scores... I mean... tournaments are about winning afterall... not just thingy sucking... although... the real skill is winning with an army that people don't mind facing and being nice while doing it.

[Iron Warrior]

I think he means:
60 for soft scores
54 for Battle Points

;D

[MajorSoB]

Any more biatching out of you Ron and Orville, and I will crown you both "Hatchlings". You're not quite as annoying as Puffy, but you're well on your way. (Places bait out to see if I can catch a Dragon...LOL)

[Wolf Lord Snorville]

that time of the month again doug?

[dragons3]

OK DOUG (aka Major S.O.B.) I'LL PLAY, IT'S FOR DRAGON TO GET A NEW TATTOO, THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO COME WITH ME.
I HAD A GREAT IDEA, IF YOU GET A TATTOO OF 3 BLACK ROUND HOLES ON YOUR HEAD, YOU COULD ALWAYS DOUBLE AS A BOWLING BALL.

RIDDLE ME THIS, IF YOU HAD A ROOSTER TATTOOED ABOVE YOUR KNEE, WHAT WOULD IT SYMBOLIZE?

SINCE YOU WEAR YOUR PANTS SO LOW, YOU COULD GET AN ARROW TATTOO OVER YOUR BUTT, JUST ENCASE YOUR FRIENDS GET CONFUSED, (DRAGONS NOT INCLUDED).

IF YOU WANT TATTOO PRINTING ON YOUR ARM, I THINK YOU COULD ONLY FIT 3 LETTERS, I WOULD RECOMMEND "MOM" WITH A LITTLE PINK HEART.

I HOPE THESE IDEAS WERE HELP FULL.

ME, I'LL STICK TO DRAGONS, CIAO!

[Iron Warrior]

Wait a min, Lets get a few things straight here SoB

I was here way long before Puffy showed up and I have complained about things before he even showed up. Its my right, and its expected from my fans. Granted im not as annoying as Puffy is, but lets remmeber I was an original biatcher with purpose. I didnt spout of about tattos in a 40k forum.

Anyways back to topic...yeah a Popularity contest. Who can suck up to thier opponent most get the best soft scores and try to win the game. soft socres are 60 points....battle points are 54 by what you posted.

There is 6 Battle points missing. Do they come from mission specific scenarios? or are you totally omitting them? Come on "tournament Organizer" whats the story....also whats the fee to play? And who is coming...4 people is not a tournement.

[MajorSoB]

If I told you everything now, then you might try and mess with the rubric!!! ;D ;D ;D

I will make certain there is an equal amount of battle and "popularity" points, promise!

Thanks for the essay on dragon tattoos, that's going right into the filing cabinets...let's see...U...V...W..Wa..We...Wo...yep, here is the file, "Worthless Information", hell your subfolder is going to have its own room...LOL.

(For those of you keeping score at home, it only took a few short hours for the Dragon to strike at the bait and the old Major to land him!)

[dragons3]

Major S.O.B.'s Sundays rubric:
nicest & most popular 50 points
best joke 30 points
best army theme 8 points
sportsman 6 points
win or loose 3 points
best painting 3 points

SO "SILVER DRAGON" WILL SCORE 99 points, maybe 100 points.

CIAO!

[Iron Warrior]

Whats the cost of this contest?

And do we get our money back if there are less then 10 people?

[dragons3]

Iron Warrior my friend, it's all for charity and the U of R thanks you! ;D ;D ;D

See ya tomorrow, CIAO!

[Iron Warrior]

Charity can kiss my @ss. What has charity done for me lately...nothing.

Anyways...if its more than 10 bucks, the U of R can suck it.

[dragons3]

I would like to thank everyone for attending, playing, running and what not.

Congratulations Ironwarrior, James, "DRAGON" AND Kevin.

Thanks for great matches yesterday:
Imperial National Guard
Wolflord
Special Dave

And congratulations Major S.O.B. on STOMPING & BRAKING the rookies, it's nice to see you win again and I thought the missions were good. Will work on the math later! ;D ;D ;D

CIAO!

[MajorSoB]

Thank you very much to every player who attended the tourney yesterday. I enjoyed all my games as well as running the event. Here are a few things I noticed...

1) The people who complain the loudest still win. (Congrats Ron!)

2) No matter how even and fair you try to make a system, some people will still not like it. ( Oh well...)

3) I actually do know how to win, and given the right opponents I can go 3-0 in a tourney! ( ;D ;D ;D)

4) Every so often the Big Bugs get swatted by some angry Iron Dragons.

5) Watching Shortbus and Madison play a game is some funny crap!!!

6) 40K can still be alot of fun!

7) It is good to see new players who still are excited and enthusiastic about the games.

8) Sending your son for pizza cost less.

9) Never feed Orville Taco Bell before WoW.

Again, thanks to everyone for playing! Thank you again to Alex for providing some awesome prizes!