Post by pogysnacks on Aug 11, 2012 8:15:31 GMT -5
Kharne the betrayer has been mercilessly killing everything in sight for thousands of years but some forget that he really is a good guy, a total jokester.
You need to look at it from the Red River traitor guard perspective, to them he is you're typical monastery, who tends to maim his comrades occasionally, but with a boss like Khorne can you blame him?
One instance during an assault on Cadia with failbbadon the despoiler, there were some fleeing kasarkin vets, and his trusty traitor guard decided to commandeer a grounded vendetta gunship, miraculously still operational kharne hopped in with his little buddies and decided to chase the variant cowards..
The trusty Red Rivers decided to inform him of the onboard weaponry, but kharne had the good ol ingenuity to utilize what was closest to him as ranged weapons mercilessly. Hurling his guard soldiers at the fleeing radians, laughing as he saw the kasarkins splattering under the weight of the ragdolls thrown at them..kharne just kept on hurling bodies until all that was left were the pilot and the Red River plt sgt..after the kasarkins had all been splattered in a nice pattern the trusty sgt noted: "Kharne it looks like you drew a boat with their blood and goody parts", Kharne laughed "I was trying to make a duck" the two remaining traitor guard laughed, what a jokester that guy.
Nowadays kharne still slaughters enemies and slaanesh worahippers on the regular, generally targeting the pansy emperors children, who have become a favorite due to their hightened speed, essentially kharne favorite game of cat and mouse..what a guy.
Kharne and his Red Rivers, along with the occasional berserker detachment tend to ignore tzeentch forces, well because they get sick of magical labyrinths always popping up and slowing them, quite a hinderence to the direct approach, while they tend to stay away from nurgles followers simply because their stench is unbearable.
They do like tagging along with Iron Warriors on occasion because both have an admiration for stomping out cover-seeking pansy Asses, and hell they love tagging along with failbbaddon and his black legion..well because the killing is good and Kharne enjoys the undeniably hilarious trolling failbbado falls victim to from Ursakar Creed..hell even the occasional insults he throws at abbaddon when the latter refers to Horus as a failure...kharne:"Hey. Abby, you've failed 13 times at least Horus bent over and screwed the imperium worse than Matt Ward did the sisters of battle" lulz
You need to look at it from the Red River traitor guard perspective, to them he is you're typical monastery, who tends to maim his comrades occasionally, but with a boss like Khorne can you blame him?
One instance during an assault on Cadia with failbbadon the despoiler, there were some fleeing kasarkin vets, and his trusty traitor guard decided to commandeer a grounded vendetta gunship, miraculously still operational kharne hopped in with his little buddies and decided to chase the variant cowards..
The trusty Red Rivers decided to inform him of the onboard weaponry, but kharne had the good ol ingenuity to utilize what was closest to him as ranged weapons mercilessly. Hurling his guard soldiers at the fleeing radians, laughing as he saw the kasarkins splattering under the weight of the ragdolls thrown at them..kharne just kept on hurling bodies until all that was left were the pilot and the Red River plt sgt..after the kasarkins had all been splattered in a nice pattern the trusty sgt noted: "Kharne it looks like you drew a boat with their blood and goody parts", Kharne laughed "I was trying to make a duck" the two remaining traitor guard laughed, what a jokester that guy.
Nowadays kharne still slaughters enemies and slaanesh worahippers on the regular, generally targeting the pansy emperors children, who have become a favorite due to their hightened speed, essentially kharne favorite game of cat and mouse..what a guy.
Kharne and his Red Rivers, along with the occasional berserker detachment tend to ignore tzeentch forces, well because they get sick of magical labyrinths always popping up and slowing them, quite a hinderence to the direct approach, while they tend to stay away from nurgles followers simply because their stench is unbearable.
They do like tagging along with Iron Warriors on occasion because both have an admiration for stomping out cover-seeking pansy Asses, and hell they love tagging along with failbbaddon and his black legion..well because the killing is good and Kharne enjoys the undeniably hilarious trolling failbbado falls victim to from Ursakar Creed..hell even the occasional insults he throws at abbaddon when the latter refers to Horus as a failure...kharne:"Hey. Abby, you've failed 13 times at least Horus bent over and screwed the imperium worse than Matt Ward did the sisters of battle" lulz