Post by Iron Warrior on Feb 5, 2007 14:47:46 GMT -5
Well poor poor Rizit, my goblin Tinkerer bit it last night a victum of his own ingenouity. His Steam suit armor (kinda like a mini dreadnought with a cannon and a fist that belchs smoke and makes whining sounds and schimmies alot) malfunctioned because He was drained 6 levels by wraiths.
First we had to run away from a tower that was going to explode. Rizit shifts the suit into high gear. You hear gears grinding as he shifts and then a loud CLUNK! The Suit sprints full speed (135ft/round). One a safe distance form the Exploding tower...(which didnt actually explode, it ended up just leaking green ooze) Rizit tries to slow the machine down. (he fails because his level drains affect his tech skills) The thing critically fails (even with a reroll) And teh side effect is that the suit now makes a Klaxon sound (like a warning buzzer) - (Effect: Everyone with in 60' can hear the annoying sound alerting anyone nearby)
So Rizit, tries to stop the thing again. More gears grind and a big POP sound...Critical failure again (even after a reroll) The Suit is now stuck doing the last action (running full speed) for 9 rounds (2d6 rounds) Rizit end up running south for 2 miles, through buildings, elementals, undead until the machine ends up in the middle of a troll village of cannables. Mind you The Klaxons are going off the whole time.
Rizit tries to turn the suit and critically fails...(again after a reroll...BTW no more rerolls left) The suit then goes into emergenct shut down mode and cannot be used until repaired. Rizit unstraps himself jump out and puts on his Goblin Rocket boots to make a quick escape. "see ya suckers!" he says to the trolls advancing on him and turns his Rocket Boots on. -Critically failing- The boots explode, ignite the fuel which explodes, ignites the extra fuel he was carrying and explodes, ignites the Phologiston vials he is carrying and explodes, ignites the bombs he is carrying and explode and ignites the lighter which has oil in it and explodes. Rizit, needlessly to say, did not make it.
Damage taken: 5d6 From big Bomb, 3d6 from Small bomb x5, 6d6 from Pholigston x2, 6d6 from rocket fuels x4 = 56D6 damage
BTW did I mention that since Rizit was level drained he only had 9 HPs left. BABOOM..BOOM...BOOM...KABOOM..BOOM BOOM, KABOOM!!! BOOM!! KAKABOOOOOM!
First we had to run away from a tower that was going to explode. Rizit shifts the suit into high gear. You hear gears grinding as he shifts and then a loud CLUNK! The Suit sprints full speed (135ft/round). One a safe distance form the Exploding tower...(which didnt actually explode, it ended up just leaking green ooze) Rizit tries to slow the machine down. (he fails because his level drains affect his tech skills) The thing critically fails (even with a reroll) And teh side effect is that the suit now makes a Klaxon sound (like a warning buzzer) - (Effect: Everyone with in 60' can hear the annoying sound alerting anyone nearby)
So Rizit, tries to stop the thing again. More gears grind and a big POP sound...Critical failure again (even after a reroll) The Suit is now stuck doing the last action (running full speed) for 9 rounds (2d6 rounds) Rizit end up running south for 2 miles, through buildings, elementals, undead until the machine ends up in the middle of a troll village of cannables. Mind you The Klaxons are going off the whole time.
Rizit tries to turn the suit and critically fails...(again after a reroll...BTW no more rerolls left) The suit then goes into emergenct shut down mode and cannot be used until repaired. Rizit unstraps himself jump out and puts on his Goblin Rocket boots to make a quick escape. "see ya suckers!" he says to the trolls advancing on him and turns his Rocket Boots on. -Critically failing- The boots explode, ignite the fuel which explodes, ignites the extra fuel he was carrying and explodes, ignites the Phologiston vials he is carrying and explodes, ignites the bombs he is carrying and explode and ignites the lighter which has oil in it and explodes. Rizit, needlessly to say, did not make it.
Damage taken: 5d6 From big Bomb, 3d6 from Small bomb x5, 6d6 from Pholigston x2, 6d6 from rocket fuels x4 = 56D6 damage
BTW did I mention that since Rizit was level drained he only had 9 HPs left. BABOOM..BOOM...BOOM...KABOOM..BOOM BOOM, KABOOM!!! BOOM!! KAKABOOOOOM!
