Post by thatguyjames on Jan 31, 2008 9:42:10 GMT -5
So I was reading a post by Terry asking about an odd themed Ork army. It made me think of all the stuff I've conjured up that I'm never going to use, so I figured I'd post it all. Feel free to steal and reconfigure anything you like.
Mad Doc Grotsnik's Surgikal Unit
The entire army has been taken over by painboyz and mad docs. All war waged is in the name of collecting "fresh meat" for their insane surgikal procedures. Painboyz everywhere, and the boys are running around in pale blue.
Cunnin' Disguises
Ork Kommandos have two ways of infiltrating. One is to simply lay low and be quiet, the other is subterfuge. A unit of 10 or so Kommandos all decked out in full "disguise". Obviously, orkz being horribly incompetent, the disguises would be suitably hilarious.
IG - An Ork with a giant commissar hat and a leather jacket on either shoulder.
Sisters - An ork with an entire mop sitting on his head
Space Marines - Ork w/ space marine helmet and plates of armor strapped to his body.
Eldar - Ork dressed in frilly bitz with "Sissie Boy" painted on his back/chest
Tau - Ork w/guns strapped everywhere. Guns definitely not pointing in the same direction, one should probablly be pointing directly AT the ork himself. Strings from every trigger are taut in each hand.
Necrons - Ork with a splash of metallic facepaint. His slugga is painted bright green.
Chaos Marine - Ork covered in Spikes
Nids - Ork holding up an Carnifex skull on a big pole with some tarp attached. Think the chinese new year dragons where you get five guys under the big puppet to make it work. Now make it one ork with a skull and some tarp.
Dark Eldar - Ork w/choppas and knives strapped to every appendage. "Sissier Boy" painted on back/chest.
Orkz - Ork with an "Ork Skin" Disguise. Literally wearing another live ork draped over him.
Storm Boyz
Instead of having the rocket strapped to their back, the storm boyz are riding their rockets as one would a bull.
This applies to any large gun barrels on tanks as well.
Vehicles
- The engine is a small hamster on an exercise wheel.
- More treads/wheels on one side than the other.
- Seriously, someone needs to make an orky monolith.
Mad Doc Grotsnik's Surgikal Unit
The entire army has been taken over by painboyz and mad docs. All war waged is in the name of collecting "fresh meat" for their insane surgikal procedures. Painboyz everywhere, and the boys are running around in pale blue.
Cunnin' Disguises
Ork Kommandos have two ways of infiltrating. One is to simply lay low and be quiet, the other is subterfuge. A unit of 10 or so Kommandos all decked out in full "disguise". Obviously, orkz being horribly incompetent, the disguises would be suitably hilarious.
IG - An Ork with a giant commissar hat and a leather jacket on either shoulder.
Sisters - An ork with an entire mop sitting on his head
Space Marines - Ork w/ space marine helmet and plates of armor strapped to his body.
Eldar - Ork dressed in frilly bitz with "Sissie Boy" painted on his back/chest
Tau - Ork w/guns strapped everywhere. Guns definitely not pointing in the same direction, one should probablly be pointing directly AT the ork himself. Strings from every trigger are taut in each hand.
Necrons - Ork with a splash of metallic facepaint. His slugga is painted bright green.
Chaos Marine - Ork covered in Spikes
Nids - Ork holding up an Carnifex skull on a big pole with some tarp attached. Think the chinese new year dragons where you get five guys under the big puppet to make it work. Now make it one ork with a skull and some tarp.
Dark Eldar - Ork w/choppas and knives strapped to every appendage. "Sissier Boy" painted on back/chest.
Orkz - Ork with an "Ork Skin" Disguise. Literally wearing another live ork draped over him.
Storm Boyz
Instead of having the rocket strapped to their back, the storm boyz are riding their rockets as one would a bull.
This applies to any large gun barrels on tanks as well.
Vehicles
- The engine is a small hamster on an exercise wheel.
- More treads/wheels on one side than the other.
- Seriously, someone needs to make an orky monolith.
