Iron Warrior
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Post by Iron Warrior on Apr 1, 2006 14:45:38 GMT -5
What are you now, like 19? 20? You still look as stupid as you did back then...maybe the Orville never ages!
YOu cheesy Git! Have a happy birthday man.
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Hagbard The Mighty
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Post by Hagbard The Mighty on Apr 1, 2006 15:31:25 GMT -5
It's a trick....get an ax
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Iron Warrior
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Post by Iron Warrior on Apr 1, 2006 16:33:59 GMT -5
do you mean axe?
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Post by thatguyjames on Apr 1, 2006 16:37:05 GMT -5
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Hagbard The Mighty
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Post by Hagbard The Mighty on Apr 3, 2006 15:11:07 GMT -5
Correction, I meant aks.
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Post by thatguyjames on Apr 3, 2006 15:22:39 GMT -5
Hm, looks like the closest thing the dictionary could find for aks is the acronym for the Actinic Keratosis Society.
So when someone is trying to trick you, you summon an army of people with a skin disease? You're sick man.
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Hagbard The Mighty
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Post by Hagbard The Mighty on Apr 4, 2006 8:35:45 GMT -5
I was using the ebonic spelling of ask...
Ex. "Can I aks you a question?"
but, yes, I am a sick man...
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Post by Norton on Apr 4, 2006 9:46:55 GMT -5
The company hires a new man. He was supposed to start work on a Monday, but instead of showing up, he calls his boss. "I'm sick," he says. Boss excuses
him.
Man shows up Tuesday morning and works throughout the week, greatly impressing everyone with his diligence and ability.
The next Monday, he once again calls his boss. "I'm sick," he says. Boss reluctantly excuses him, but notices that this is the second Monday in a row.
Once again, the man shows up Tuesday morning and works throughout the week, even faster and better than the previous week.
The following Monday, he calls his boss again. "I'm sick." Boss excuses him, but decides to call the man to task on Tuesday.
Tuesday comes and as soon as the man shows up, the boss calls him into his office.
"What gives?" asks the boss. "I can see you're a hard worker, but you've only been here three weeks and you've called in sick every Monday."
Man says, "Well, my sister is in a bad marriage and I go over to console her every Monday morning before work. One thing leads to another and we end up
making love all day long."
"Your sister!?!" says the boss. "That's disgusting!"
Man says, "I told you I was sick."
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Hagbard The Mighty
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Post by Hagbard The Mighty on Apr 4, 2006 9:52:16 GMT -5
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Post by Ranger Dude on Apr 5, 2006 1:17:48 GMT -5
I think I have to agree with Ron on this one.
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