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Post by Catachan Colonel on Feb 25, 2008 9:30:46 GMT -5
OK, CATACHAN WHEN YOU'RE DONE SLAPPING THE BOY AROUND! LETS SAY YOU HAVE A REAL MATCH AGAINST "DRAGON" or ARE YOU AFRAID I'LL PULL YOUR TONGUE OUT THRU YOUR TANNED BUTT AND MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A 3 LEGGED TREE TOAD? Our "Catachan Fang" combat knives freshly cleaned of Necron... uhm "blood"(?) The catachans thurst for more blood. Having extra hunger for those who cry and whine alot we look to "The Last Dragon." No one crys more than him. And what was he recently whining about? Chaos! Let the challenge be clear and the terms unwavering. Sunday March 2nd The dragons time is up. We challenge his Chaos army to a 2150 point jungle fight with the mission personal objectives from DaBOYZGT08. The winner will have "slain the last dragon" then mounted him and hung him on the wall of our catachan outhouse! Be quick with your excuses because Young Dacius has dared to challenge me as well. and he seems the real man who would accept any challenge.
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Post by Fenrisulfr on Feb 25, 2008 9:34:06 GMT -5
If we see you trying to "mount" the dragon, we will have to spray you with the garden hose. No mounting!!
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Post by Ranger Dude on Feb 25, 2008 9:45:10 GMT -5
It's always amused me that the "man" who talks the most/loudest smack on the boards is the one who takes the least challenges. Maybe if he wasn't so blind, he could find his way to the store. Don't worry dragon, even you can see six inches in the jungle. Try not to be shown up by a kid in high-school.
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Post by Garou24 on Feb 25, 2008 9:46:44 GMT -5
Try not to be shown up by a kid in high-school. Age matters not in the jungle! Only your will to survive!
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Post by Ranger Dude on Feb 25, 2008 9:56:14 GMT -5
Try not to be shown up by a kid in high-school. Age matters not in the jungle! Only your will to survive! How very true. Perhaps I should simply state that it would be sad for a supposed veteran to act like he has a smaller pair than the rookie.
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Post by MajorSoB on Feb 25, 2008 10:07:36 GMT -5
Don't worry dragon, even you can see six inches in the jungle. That's farther than he can normally see, and as for the six inches, that is easily double the length of any equipment he is used to using! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Man up Big D and accept Tommy's challenge! ( That is unless you are called away to the Senate to testify on alleged steroid use... )
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Post by Soleman on Feb 25, 2008 10:10:32 GMT -5
Don't worry dragon, even you can see six inches in the jungle. That's farther than he can normally see, and as for the six inches, that is easily double the length of any equipment he is used to using! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Man up Big D and accept Tommy's challenge! ( That is unless you are called away to the Senate to testify on alleged steroid use... ) Your mother told you you'd go blind didn't she? ;D Blind or no, a real dragon wouldn't be afraid. Are you a real dragon, or a fairy dragon?
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Post by Lord Dacius on Feb 25, 2008 21:47:39 GMT -5
Just wondering Colonel will our fight be in the green or not? I would rather fight on a civilized world.
Oh and I do hope my character for your army gets its first kill on some heretic scum!
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Post by Catachan Colonel on Feb 26, 2008 8:52:01 GMT -5
Young Dacius... erh uhm young Capitan Grayburn?... Not to worry our challenge is out of the jungle, you play guard with my models and I will play Chaos. Your named character is only while i play guard. and i dont use subhuman doctrines so its unlikely you will make the cut. ___________________________________________________ The Last Dragon, must be hiding. (thats one way of staying the last one) time is ticking you can only hide under your mama's skirt for so long. Come on Dragon even Garou24 grew a pair.
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Post by Garou24 on Feb 26, 2008 8:58:26 GMT -5
He is probably still crying over his blue puff.
Dacius not fighting in the jungle?!
What a bunch of whelps! Get in the jungle and man up!
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Post by Lord Dacius on Feb 26, 2008 10:11:40 GMT -5
blue puff? what nonesense is this Brian?
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Post by Catachan Colonel on Feb 26, 2008 10:44:38 GMT -5
Puff The Last Dragon? no way he is even associated with the color blue.
i am sure though instead of manning up and accepting my challenge he is off frolicking in the autumn mist in a land called Honah-Lee
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Post by Garou24 on Feb 26, 2008 12:37:35 GMT -5
Dragon brought a blue toy dragon to the DaBoyz GT... and it mysteriously disappeared.... And he has been crying about it ever since
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Post by "LAST FREAK'N DRAGON" on Feb 26, 2008 19:34:18 GMT -5
THIS IS GREAT, I LOVE IT, PERSONAL ATTACKS BY WORLDS BIG lovable suggle monsters. THAT STUFFED ANIMAL HAS MORE GUTS THAN YOU Titans among MEN.
MAKE IT DESERT FIGHT CATACHAN, THE ONLY REASON YOU WANT A MATCH IN THE JUNGLE IS SO YOU CAN WEAR YOUR FAVORITE THONG.
SORRY NOT MY GIG, DESERT FIGHT: HIGHEST LANDSCAPE PIECES ARE HEIGHT 2, DANGEROUS TERRAIN AND DIAGONAL DEPLOYMENT ZONES.
2150 points, I JUST MIGHT HAVE IT!
PERSONAL OBJECTIVES, DEPENDS ON THE DEFINITION?
EARLY SUNDAY LOOKS GOOD, CIAO!
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Post by Catachan Colonel on Feb 26, 2008 19:43:54 GMT -5
Sorry Puff the Last Magic Dragon
I play a army called Catachan "Jungle" Fighters
Look at their codex its all about jungle fighting, I dont walk around challenging MAJORSOB saying bring your sisters of battle by the way no faith points!
I will be ready in a jungle man up or puff down!
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