What really happened at the end of SOC

[Iron Warrior]

Part 1

(Door slams)
Tzeentch: Ah mr Khorne...we've been waiting for you. Please join us.
Khorne: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Slaanesh: Oh no...here we go again.
Nurgle: Oh shut up girlie girl! Let Khorne talk.
Slaanesh: I'm not a girl! I'm...uh...feminine.
Nurgle: Riiight...
Tzeentch: Ok gentlemen we really should...
Khorne: SKULLS FOR THE THRONE OF KHORNE!
(Tzeentch whispers strange words and suddenly a goblin wolf rider appears)
Khorne: CHAAARGE!
(Khorne runs after the goblin)
Slaanesh: Hehehe...your trick never fails T.
Tzeentch. Thank you mr.Slaanesh. I got the idea when my minions were fighting against those pesky greenskins.
Slaanesh: Pesky greenskins eh. We've got one right here...hehehe.
Nurgle: That's it! One more word about my appearance and you'll get a horn up your butt.
Slaanesh: Oooh...you turn me on N.
Tzeentch: Gentlemen we're already late so let's get started. Subject one: the storm of chaos. Didn't really go the way we thought it would.
Nurgle: I blame the skaven.
Slaanesh: WHAT?! They helped us more than anyone.
Nurgle: Yup...they stole my thunder.
Slaanesh: Ok...I've got three letters for you my friend: L-O-L.
Nurgle: And I've got four letters for you: S-T-F-U!
Slaanesh: You're just jealous for not being the only plague-spreader.
Nurgle: Why you little...
Tzeentch: *Sigh* Let's drop that and move on to mr.Everchosen. He failed us so I suggest we give him a nice little beating.
Nurgle: Agreed.
Slaanesh: I also agree. Why don't we give this task to our goblin-chasing friend. He is very fond of beating things. Whaddaya say big K?!
(A faint 'Blood for the blood god' can be heard from the distance)
Tzeentch: Good! That's settled. Our time is running out so I'll see you next time.
(Everyone starts to leave)
Slaanesh: Hey N. Why do you always have to bring those nurglings with you? They gnaw my ankles...
Nurgle: You whine too much. Shut up for a second.
Slaanesh:...and those screamers are too loud. Leave them home T.
Nurgle: Oh my god. You're such a wuss.
Slaanesh. Hahahahaha...you said 'oh my god'. Did you hear that T? Hehehehe...
(Tzeentch tries to hold his laughter and turns purple)
Nurgle: That was the last straw! I'll break your balls pinky...
Slaanesh: You have to catch me first. Wheeee....

[Iron Warrior]

Part 2
(Somewhere near chaos wastes Archaon's warhost is fighting against Valten's posse. Just as the two warlords are about to start their duel the 'fantastic four' appear)
Archaon and Valten: WTF!
Tzeentch: Shut up mortal fools. We have come to punish you all for your deeds.
Archaon: Hehehe...now you're in big trouble Walt.
Slaanesh: Stupid pup...you have failed miserably and shall also feel our wrath.
Valten: See Archie, I told you it was stupid to ally with these clowns.
Khorne: CHAAAARGE!!!
Valten: Uh-oh...
(Valten runs away with Khorne right on his tail)
Archaon: Heh...mr. Reincarnation is going to get mashed.
Tzeentch: Idiot, don't you understand that you're going to have the same fate for failing us?
Archaon: For failing you...well what did you expect? You give me demons that go poof when someone gives them an angry look. Even those puny elves and their pitiful archers give my troops hard time. How can I even dream of beating the whole alliance of light?
Nurgle: Uh...
Slaanesh: Well...umm...
Tzeentch: Our precious greater demons are invincible, but even with them you managed to lose.
Archaon: Invincible huh? Have you seen the size of empire cannons nowadays? If we wouldn't have skaven by our side this whole project would've been a total disaster.
Slaanesh: Just like I told you pus-brain.
Nurgle: Grr!
Tzeentch: Would've been a total disaster...well what do you call the current outcome then?
Archaon: At least I reached the gates of Middenheim. Sometimes I think there's even greater power than you behind all this. I even saw a dream of a strange red-shirted god called Gav Th...
Slaanesh: BS! You're just making that up to justify your miserable failure.
Archaon: No I'm not!
Slaanesh: Yes you are!
Archaon: No I'm...hey look. It's Walt.
(Valten enters the scene. He looks very tired)
Valten: Phew...luckily I saw some huntsmen hiding on a bush and tricked that big red guy to attack them. May Sigmar have mercy on their souls and so on. What's going on in here?
Archaon: I told these guys that the failure wasn't my fault.
Valten: Well...you're right. Hehehe...even those crazy flagellants thought your army was not such a big threat.
Nurgle: RAAAAAGH! You've mocked us for the last time.
(Nurgle snaps his fingers and Valten transforms into a small fluffy poodle)
Archaon: Oh my god! (Slaanesh giggles) You turned him into a terrible drooling chaos spawn.
Tzeentch: He sure did. Hey Archaon look behind you!!!
Archaon: Huh?
(Tzeentch snaps his fingers and Archaon is mutated into a large dobermann)
Slaanesh: Woooow...cool Mister T.
(Archaon starts to sniff Valten's 'back')
Nurgle: Look...what is Archaon doing to Valten? Ugh...disgusting...
Slaanesh: Yup, but somehow exciting at the same time.
Tzeentch: I've had enough. Let's get out of here.
(Tzeentch starts to cast teleportation)
Nurgle: Yeah...this whole 'storm of chaos'-thingy has really exhausted me. You got any of those lost souls left Slaanesh old fiend? I could really eat one of them.
Slaanesh: You should watch what you eat N. Why do you think your skin is covered with all those pimples?
Nurgle: Ahh...aguess your right. Hey Tzeentch you got that teleport ready yet?
Slaanesh: I have this strange feeling we forgot something...
('SKULLS FOR THE THRONE OF KHORNE' can be heard from a forest nearby)
Tzeentch: I'm sure it's nothing...here we go.

[thatguyjames]

I am amused.