2008/2009 Escalation Painting League

[Norton]

Woo, I'm 0-0-2 against Tom in the league!

[Iron Warrior]

BTW there are mechanics in order in case of a tie. I am going to leave them unspoken as to encourage people to play a competitve game for the last session. There will be no ties this year like there was last year.

[Krusty (zack)]

ron
just a heads up... i will be in vermont for the 7th er 8th er whatever the next game day sunday is...
sucks i have to miss the last one (even though there's no way i can win the gaming part and no one will vote for my painting, but...)

["LAST FREAK'N DRAGON"]

O.K. HERE IT IS, I'M GAGING WHILE I WRITE THIS KA-C-AL-OUG!

TO CLOSE THINGS UP, COLONEL DIRTY ENLIGHTENED ONES'S TAU SHOULD NOT
PLAY ONE OF THE TOP CONTENDERS, YES YOU HERD ME RIGHT!

PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO SHOW YOU THE MATH!

THE OTHER TOP CONTENDERS NEED TO PLAY EACH OTHER FOR THE TOP
3 POSITIONS BASED ON SHIFTS. BEST CHANCE OF FINISHING SECOND
vs. WORST CHANCE ON FINISH SECOND. THAT MAKE THE NUMBER
4 points THE FACTOR (A WIN) YOU GET 2 points FOR SHOWING UP.

NOW FOR THE BIG CHOKE,..............THIS ..........IS.......KILLING......ME!

THE BEST NONE SEATED PLAY HAS TO PLAY THE "THE TAU ENLIGHTENED ONES!"

IRONWARRIOR vs. "THE TAU ENLIGHTENED ONES" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;

SORRY DUDES, THAT'S THE WAY IT ROLLS!

CIAO!

[Iron Warrior]

please show your work (math).


Speaking of math, Tommy while I do apprecieate you keeping your scores on DaboyzGT page up to date, my scores are a little skewed as I have only played 1/3 of the games of all the players and some weeks the math doesnt make sense.

["LAST FREAK'N DRAGON"]

TRUST ME!

[Catachan Colonel]

Right you are Iron Warrior, Your scores will be not as representative. I could take you out of the list if you wish.

Zack sorry to hear you wint make it. Some future week I will need to play you as well as the other leaguers that i didnt get a 1:1 with.

DRAGON your mathhammer may sound all good and what not but it ignores the fact that I have as much right to play spoiler as everyone else. Where does that fit in your mathhammer?

But for now everyone concentrate on painting those last 200 points and making sure all your stuff is at tip top and flocked. And

Mr foser here is your chance show up with a supurb painted force and win 1/2 the winnings.

[Iron Warrior]

That's right Tom, Your army must be Fully flocked and Based, fully painted. If it is not you will be given a -2 for the week. No more Mr. Nice guy. I have given all of you enough warnings and let it slide a few weeks. If your not fully painted, flocked & based you will not be eligible for the painting contest either.

So please be painted and don't make me be a bad man and dock your scores.

Tom, regardless if you want to participate in the painting contest or you win 1st or second I need to see a fully painted army at boldos that sunday too just to keep things on an even level. (specifically the one you played your opponent with that day)

[Iron Dragon]

Jan 28, 2009 16:52:55 GMT -5 Iron Warrior said:

BTW there are mechanics in order in case of a tie.

does this mean if they tie then I get to win?

I'm a mechanic...

[thatguyjames]

You might be a mechanic, but you're not in order.

[rotnak1271]

Jan 29, 2009 11:03:41 GMT -5 thatguyjames said:

You might be a mechanic, but you're not in order.

He's not in order, but he is Special.

[Iron Warrior]

No Dave, but it does mean you get something SPEACIAL....close your eyes and open your mouth.

["LAST FREAK'N DRAGON"]

IF I SHOW YOU MATH AND HOW THIS WORKS, NOT ONLY WILL I
SCREW MY SELF BUT I'LL SCREW OVER DOUG.

SO WHAT I CAN TELL YOU IS THIS:
TO GET THE WILDEST POSITION CHANGES 3 THINGS
HAVE TO HAPPEN.
1) TOMMY PLAYS THE BEST NON-CONTENDER
2) DOUG AND I BOTH ARE 2.5X IN THE EQUATION
--SO WE AND WE ALONE ARE THE TRUE SPOILERS.
3)DOUG AND I CAN NOT PLAY EACH OTHER IN
--EITHER GAME.

THATS ALL I CAN SAY, THE REST IS EASY!

YA, IT'S TRUE! ;D ;D ;D CIAO!

[Catachan Colonel]

Oh i get it now i follow the math.

a+b=c

a = DRAGON is afraid to play Doug. (perhaps peeing his boots a little.)

b = DRAGON has a high likely hood of playing against Doug because they are close on points.

c = DRAGON will claim math would be better if he didn't play Doug.

DRAGON let me tell you our awesome Gaming Official Director Iron Warrior isn't going to fall for it. He already said all match ups are strictly based on our points standing against the players scheduled for that session. So if you play Doug than Man up and take your beating.

Doug send DRAGON back to frolic in the land called hon alee!

["LAST FREAK'N DRAGON"]

CATACHAN COLONEL TAU NOT OR WHATEVER, YOU DON'T
GET IT. I'M NOT AFRAID OF PLAYING ANYONE YOU ARE!
I'M GETTING MY 12 points AND I DON'T CARE AGAINST WHO!
I PARTLY STATED THE MATCH UPS THAT WILL IMPACT THE MOST
POSITIONS. IF I TOTALLY SHOWED THE PAIRS UP RON WOULD
CHANGE THEM, BECAUSE HE'S RON.

THE TRUTH IS, IF YOU PLAY "EVIL RED ORK" YOU WOULD ONLY
PLAY FOR A TIE, OR USE YOUR WIZARDRY TO AVOID A LOSE.

BUT IF YOU'RE FORCED TO PLAY SOMEONE ELSE, NOW YOU HAVE
TO PLAY FOR A VICTORY JUST LIKE HE WILL.

AND IF YOU PLAY ME, YOU WILL LOOSE!

I PLAYED DOUG, BUT I HAVE NOT PLAYED;
TERRY, NORTON, ORVILLE OR JAMES.

OH YA, DID I MENTION, IF I PLAY YOU, YOU WILL LOOSE!

HAVE A NICE DAY, CIAO! ;D ;D ;D